*How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
*Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
*If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
*"Everyday I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive."
*Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section n a swimming pool?
*It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
*The next time you feel like complaining remember..... your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.
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